He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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