He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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