We won't sleep together?
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
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I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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