): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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