Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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