If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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