Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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