I want to stick my p in your. b.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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