If i come over, it means nothing
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
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i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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