Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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