yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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