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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Sacagawea was the original milf.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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