State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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