how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I just googled if crying burns calories
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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