his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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