Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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