bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
bring money and cleavage
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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