tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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