are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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