dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
So vagazzling was a success
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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