And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
home. puking in laundry basket.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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