When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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