She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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