And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
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