Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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