The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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