You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
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Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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