So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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