Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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