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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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