yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
She is in my trunk
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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