First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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