And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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