One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
