I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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