I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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