he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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