Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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