maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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