I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
