I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I know her cup size but not her name....
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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