Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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