Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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