I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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