guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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