were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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