I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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