would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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