I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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