i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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