I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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