I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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