UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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