how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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