I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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