someone owes me an orgasm
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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